Writer: I’ve planned and plotted this novel. I know what’s going to happen, and I know my characters like the back of my hand.
Main character: Lol no
Writer: What – what are you doing. You aren’t supposed to do that.
Main character: wanna do it
Side character: hey you don’t mind if I ruin this thing do you
Writer: STOP IT.
Main character: brb gonna steal a boat lol
Writer: I MADE YOU DO AS I SAY.
Whole book: LOL NO.