Writer: I’ve planned and plotted this novel. I know what’s going to happen, and I know my characters like the back of my hand.

Main character: Lol no

Writer: What – what are you doing. You aren’t supposed to do that.

Main character: wanna do it

Side character: hey you don’t mind if I ruin this thing do you

Writer: STOP IT.

Main character: brb gonna steal a boat lol

Writer: I MADE YOU DO AS I SAY.

Whole book: LOL NO.

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